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But he didn't hear. And that's why today, Rose,
- No. - I'll give you outright
Last night was the first time you slept with Stan.
We don't want a crummy location.
Don't be ridiculous. Why should I object?
I stayed with him for 38 years.
You're not quite blue because you're not really sad
Could we possibly discuss this tomorrow?
And I was feeling jealous and Ionely and...
I knew it. The minute I heard you were dating a sailor,
Don't get me wrong. Horse, divorce, I could care less.
We were married for 38 years.
He's being transferred to the Aleutian Islands.
Aren't they beautiful?
- No offence, Stan. - None taken.
Do you think they're really gonna make any money?
Cocktails consisted of warm beer in two different shaped glasses.
I know this from my ancestors.
I know but I have the highest suicide rate in the office.
You begged me to go out with him to get him off your back.
I remember the first words I shouted.
Lesson number 3 Quit being an idiot