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What drives him, what does he drive? Does he drive at all?
- Jo, okay... - It's Phil.
- What? No. - I said you weren't commuting
- He left. - Right. No, really. Where is he?
You know, build the community and then the money comes later.
Uh, where is he? Oh, is he in the bathroom?
And, uh, he'll respect that. Uh, cool?
[SIGHS] All right, well,
and you just be the best assistant you can be today. Be great for me.
Sorry, David, I'm... I'm not sure what to do here.
You know what I would do if I were a Black woman for the day?
Wait, so, he's still interested?
[GRUNTS]
What is this? Ooh, strawberry.
And autopilot can fuck all the way off.
That's almost exactly what I would have said in that moment.
And besides, Ian's on his way to pick me up.
"Holy shit,
the most state-of-the-art metaverse and AR technology in the world.
something they can, you know, get for free,
Don't be sad, Phil. You crushed it. Killed it. Murdered it.
- [PHONE RINGS] - And you know, lotta lookie-loos.
I mean, the hate I expected, but the money usually follows.
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