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PER RICHARD'S REQUEST. HE WANTED IT.
JASON, I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR GUEST LIST.
ALL THREE OF US?
I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE WEIRDNESS BETWEEN ME AND NICOLE
I KISSED HER BOYFRIEND.
SO WE'RE SWITCHING TO SPAGHETTI AND WHEAT BALLS.
NO, RIGHT ON TIME. YOU'RE GOOD ABOUT THAT.
SO YOU'RE JUST OUT THE MONEY? I DON'T GET IT.
YOU FILE SINGLE, JOINTLY?
I DID, YES, BECAUSE, WELL, I'M --
YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD?
IF THOSE PASS MUSTER, THEN YOU'RE ON STAFF.
IT'S A GOOD PRESENT.
YALE'S GOT THE BIG BUCKS, HUH?
TO TELL THEM TO IMMEDIATELY STOP TALKING TO THEM.
TWICE. THIS IS MY SECOND TRIP TODAY.
OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] SO...
THE MARRIAGE JUG?
I'VE NEVER CALLED HIM THAT TO HIS FACE.
SO THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
RORY, YOU'RE HERE. GOOD.
JUST MAKE SURE THIS ONE'S GOOD.
YEAH, WE LIKE THAT, TOO.
WE'RE NOT MAD AT ANYBODY.
YOU SAW HER, SO IT'S NOT NEW.
JUST IN THIS BUILDING.
WELL, I'LL BE. LOOK AT YOU THERE.
MAYBE ONE DAY, BUT NOT NOW.
WHAT'D HE SAY?
WE HEARD ABOUT THE DINING-HALL CONFRONTATION.
IF YOU HEAR THE RUSTLE OF TULLE COMING UP BEHIND YOU, RUN.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
AND FOR SHOPPING.
WHY HAVEN'T YOU SENT IT?
OF WELL-PAID, FULL-TIME
WELL, THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING,
JASON, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, RORY. RORY, JASON.
FIND OUT WHO WE'RE MAD AT.
I'LL WORK AROUND YOU.
ABSOLUTELY. CALL ME SOMETIME NEXT WEEK.
FINALLY.
NO. WE ARE A SMALL, CLOSE-KNIT COMMUNITY.
FREDDIE THE FROG. WHO WAS THE THIRD ONE?
GOOD. HERE. YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT.
WE'RE NOT MAD AT DAVE. MUST BE JACKSON.
THE STRIKE IS OFF.
I'M NOT WEARING ONE, BUT I CAN PRETEND TO BE.
THIS IS GONNA BUG ME.
YOU'RE SHOWING PROGRESS.
COME ON IN.
I AM MORE THAN WILLING.
HE'S A GOOD BOY. HE'S GOING TO MAKE A GOOD MAN.
THAT'S SAD.
HEY. DOOR'S OPEN.
PASS THE OWSLEY, SUMMER OF LOVE,
THEY'RE CUTE.
I WASN'T THAT HUNGRY.
YOU MEAN, STOP TALKING BABY TALK?
VERY FEW PEOPLE WILL EVEN READ THE REVIEW,
[ GIGGLES ]
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO BIG A HASSLE
DO HOOKERS CHARGE TO LET YOU TALK TO THEM?
ALL BALLET PEOPLE DO IS BALLET.
* OH, OH, OH
ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO YELL AT THE REVIEWER?
A CHEESEBURGER CAN MAKE A FINE MEAL.
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY THE CASE.
I'M NOT GOD, BUT I HAVE INFLUENCE.
NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO GET INTO A FIGHT?
YOU SHOULD PUNCH HIM WHERE IT COUNTS.
FROM THE OPENING KERPLUNK.
IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAT THEY DON'T FIND YOU.
WE SHOULD GO TO REAL STORES MORE OFTEN.
AFTER YOU HECKLED HIM DURING SOME CAMPFIRE TALENT SHOW?
ONE OF THEM -- A MARRIED MAN --
SO, UM, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN THESE PAST 25 YEARS?
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
ABOUT LACROSSE.
THE CHEESEBURGER WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
AND I COULD EVEN BUY MY OWN TICKET IF THAT'S A PROBLEM.
THE THEATER. THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING SOFTLY.
WE'VE MADE PROGRESS HERE,
WE COULD MAKE IT A MARRIAGE JUG, WHATEVER THAT IS.
AND THE SHOES AND CLOTHES ALL LINED UP NICE AND PRETTY.