Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

SISKEL'S CHIMED IN. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

IF YOU LOVE A BOY,

HENRIETTA HIPPO?

WITH CHITCHAT THAT YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH

I'M NOT EVEN ON STAFF YET.

I HAD PLEASANT ASSOCIATIONS WITH IT,

AND NEITHER ARE YOU.

OH, OH, NO, AUNT LORELAI'S GOT YOUR NOSE.

BUT THE INTERNET IS REALLY GOOD.

YEAH, I DO. JEEZ.

I CANNOT WIN WITH HER.

YOU REALLY ARE NOT GOOD AT THREATS.

MUST BE GYPSY. WE'RE MAD AT HER HUSBAND?

THE ONLY THING YOU HAVEN'T CROSSED OUT

OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

CAPONE? THEY GOT HIM FOR TAX EVASION.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?

I GOT DUST UP MY NOSE. IT MADE ME SNEEZE.

YOU'RE LUCKY THAT'S ALL I DID!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T EATEN.

PUTTING OFF THE HASSLE OF GETTING A STUPID DIVORCE.

DID YOU SAY, "AH-OOPAH"? DID YOU?

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO BIG A HASSLE TO GET UP AND LEAVE.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE FOR A BUSINESS LUNCH,

NO, THIS WAS SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER.

HOW'S THE NEW INN?

OH, LORELAI, THIS IS JASON STILES.

RETREAT? I THINK NOT.

THERE'S A GIRL ON MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM WHO'S LIVID AT ME.

WHEN YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO.

ON THE PEOPLE IN THE BALLET.

MICHEL, DON'T YOU LIKE BABIES?

DID I TELL YOU SHE DONATES HER SERVICES

AND THE BOARDWALK...

I'LL BE TAKING OFF.

DID YOU TALK BABY TALK TO DAVEY?

TIP AN OVERFLOWING TRASH CAN ON YOUR FRONT PORCH

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO EVISCERATE HER.

COOL THINGS LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPEN AT ADVENTIST SCHOOL.

UH-HUH-HUH-HUH -- OH, NO. WHEW!

SO CROSS THAI OFF THE LIST.

YOU'RE SELLING MY MARRIAGE JUG?

SO, SPACE ISSUE?

FROM THE BALLET WE WENT TO -- THE ONE I WROTE ABOUT.

DON'T FORGET YOUR LACROSSE-STORY TRIUMPH.

SO THERE WAS NOTHING PERSONAL.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

WE'RE HAVING THE BABY HERE.

AND NOW THERE'S NO PEACE?

I'LL PROBABLY LAUGH AT IT SOMEDAY, BUT NOT TODAY.

IN THE NEWSPAPER BIZ.

NOW YOU CAN JUST HANG OUT AND RELAX.

GOOD, BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED.

NOW THAT POOR GIRL CAN GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.

I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME TEA.

NO, IT'S OKAY, RICHARD. I'M POSITIVE I DESERVED IT.

AFTER THE FIRST MOUTHFUL.

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YOU REALLY SHOULD EAT MORE GREEN THINGS, LORELAI.

YOU CAN'T BEAT ITALIAN.

MORE BROCCOLI, GRANDPA?

I'VE HAD ONE FOR DINNER THREE TIMES THIS WEEK.

FOR TWO SECONDS, I ALMOST GAVE A FLYING YOU-KNOW-WHAT

SO, WHY CAN'T YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT LUKE'S?

YEAH. DOES LUKE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

WE NEED TO REV UP THE GUNSHIPS AND RETALIATE

THEY WERE REALLY GOOD GUYS. THEY LIKE YOU A LOT.

SHOULD WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?