Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'VE HAD ONE FOR DINNER THREE TIMES THIS WEEK.

I'M NOT EVEN ON STAFF YET.

YOU REALLY ARE NOT GOOD AT THREATS.

I HAD PLEASANT ASSOCIATIONS WITH IT,

SO THERE WAS NOTHING PERSONAL.

MORE BROCCOLI, GRANDPA?

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO BIG A HASSLE TO GET UP AND LEAVE.

FROM THE BALLET WE WENT TO -- THE ONE I WROTE ABOUT.

SO, SPACE ISSUE?

HOW'S THE NEW INN?

I'LL BE TAKING OFF.

SISKEL'S CHIMED IN. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YEAH. DOES LUKE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME TEA.

DID YOU SAY, "AH-OOPAH"? DID YOU?

IN THE NEWSPAPER BIZ.

BUT THE INTERNET IS REALLY GOOD.

OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

RETREAT? I THINK NOT.

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TIP AN OVERFLOWING TRASH CAN ON YOUR FRONT PORCH

I CANNOT WIN WITH HER.

YOU'RE LUCKY THAT'S ALL I DID!

WE NEED TO REV UP THE GUNSHIPS AND RETALIATE

AND THE BOARDWALK...

SO CROSS THAI OFF THE LIST.

OH, LORELAI, THIS IS JASON STILES.

OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

DON'T FORGET YOUR LACROSSE-STORY TRIUMPH.

THEY WERE REALLY GOOD GUYS. THEY LIKE YOU A LOT.

PUTTING OFF THE HASSLE OF GETTING A STUPID DIVORCE.

DID YOU TALK BABY TALK TO DAVEY?

UH-HUH-HUH-HUH -- OH, NO. WHEW!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OH, OH, NO, AUNT LORELAI'S GOT YOUR NOSE.

WE'RE HAVING THE BABY HERE.

NOW THAT POOR GIRL CAN GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.

WHEN YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

I GOT DUST UP MY NOSE. IT MADE ME SNEEZE.

NOW YOU CAN JUST HANG OUT AND RELAX.

GOOD, BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED.

FOR TWO SECONDS, I ALMOST GAVE A FLYING YOU-KNOW-WHAT

BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T EATEN.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO EVISCERATE HER.

HENRIETTA HIPPO?

MICHEL, DON'T YOU LIKE BABIES?

YOU'RE SELLING MY MARRIAGE JUG?

DID I TELL YOU SHE DONATES HER SERVICES

THE ONLY THING YOU HAVEN'T CROSSED OUT

YOU REALLY SHOULD EAT MORE GREEN THINGS, LORELAI.

NO, IT'S OKAY, RICHARD. I'M POSITIVE I DESERVED IT.

YEAH, I DO. JEEZ.

SO, WHY CAN'T YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT LUKE'S?

AND NOW THERE'S NO PEACE?

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE FOR A BUSINESS LUNCH,

IF YOU LOVE A BOY,

CAPONE? THEY GOT HIM FOR TAX EVASION.

AFTER THE FIRST MOUTHFUL.

NO, THIS WAS SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER.

YOU CAN'T BEAT ITALIAN.

I'LL PROBABLY LAUGH AT IT SOMEDAY, BUT NOT TODAY.

MUST BE GYPSY. WE'RE MAD AT HER HUSBAND?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?

COOL THINGS LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPEN AT ADVENTIST SCHOOL.

ON THE PEOPLE IN THE BALLET.

SHOULD WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?

AND NEITHER ARE YOU.

THERE'S A GIRL ON MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM WHO'S LIVID AT ME.

WITH CHITCHAT THAT YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH