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[Groaning]
- Keep it moving, Marge! This isn't a parking lot! - I'm sorry.
Do you think you could give me a lift downtown?
Hmm.
Hey, Carl, what's with the hat?
Do it!
Banks are open. Old people are walking the streets with impunity.
but, uh, this is certainly no laughing matter.
- You said to crush him, right? - No!
Yeah. But it'll always live on...
That never, uh, happened, did it, Homer?
You didn't do anything.
- Shouldrt you be at work right now? - Uh, yes, sir, Mr. Burns, sir.
Stay there! I'll come down and save you!
- Hello. - Homer, what's going on? Shouldrt you be at work?
Oh! So now it's "we," eh?
- Dad! - [Chuckling]
No, who broke it? CatNap, Hoppy has been awfully quiet.
If you are calling about the water bed, please leave a detailed message. If you need-
Of course not, honey. That seat's for my coin purse.
[Panting] Oh, where is she?
Eh. Eh.
Clean, reliable public transportation.
- No, thanks. - [Wailing]
Anytime, honey. Just remember-
Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen this little girl?
It's what the ancient Egyptians call a souvenir.
The chariot of the people. The ride of choice for the poor and very poor alike.
[Bell Jingling]
Dad, grab onto it!
She said something, but she was kind of in a rush to get Bart to the emergency room.
- Please! I have a family. - Relax, Dad, it's just me.