Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We need to talk about this "ta-da."
- Just say you're sick. - Then I'll run into her and it'll be a whole thing.
- Oh, my God! - What?
- Is it bad? - No, it's gonna be fine.
"They traveled all the way home with the perfect panda that they adopted."
Oh, honey.
of changing Lily's last name to Tucker-Pritchett.
Hey, Jay, have you noticed a spring in my step?
You buried my name so your name could have top billing.
You die, you go to the ground.
How many have ordered D VDs and haven't paid?
- You leaving that on all day? - And I'm also gonna write a little storybook...
We thought we were sitting on a gold mine.
It was in the window, and I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it...
- Let me explain. - There... There is no explanation.
So weird. You better not spill anything on that. Okay, dork?
Her hands are gross ever since she took up the banjo.
- Hide it.
Hey, by the way, do you notice anything different about me?
- No. Turn off the damn TV. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Hey, I forgot my phone. - Hi.
- Uh-uh. Haley's not gonna understand. - Sure, she will.
- What is that? - Well, it's ink.
- She'll be here. Well, I don't know what our lineup is yet.
She's supposed to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
Lily's little hat that we bought her at the airport in Vietnam.
- A haircut. - A week ago.
Oh, sweetie, thank you. I really appreciate that.
- "Gay Adoption Asian Children." - What?
- Sweetie... - If you don't use 'em...
Can we get the hell out of here?