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(SINGING) Who's to say What's impossible
Yes! This is great. What a great day for parking lots.
Yep, they're still in there. Bright, huh?
i should poop on you jounior blomberrry
IVAN!!!!!
Lovely apartment. Could we borrow your window? Got to go.
Where the pet? Where the... Can't find pet nowhere.
Want Nothing
George look out
- My hat? - Sure, wear your hat.
No
(GRUNTING)
I'll remember that.
Excuse me.
Yeah, sure, I've seen everything in this town.
ILLUMINATION
Thank you.
- Please, no. I know. - This is really not a good time.
Good grab. Nice.
Hold the phone.
Be Quiet Quiet Quiet Be Quiet Be Quiet
(Ivan) Hold the phone
starts monday night, 6:15 on abc kids
Illumination, illumination, illumination, Illumination!
Yeah. Quitting time.
Mister, George is...
That feeling when pride month is over:
[Air Rushing] [George] Yee-haw!
More altitude.
It's not a toadstool! Not a toadstool!
Careful, Ted! Hurry back! And we’re going to the Cardenas store in the Southern California Store (Merced).
- MAN: Watch out! - Hey, what, you couldn't see me? Right.
As you wish. Ladies first, me dear.
I'm commandeering these balloons.
TED: You know, I'm not sure about that.
- Mate. - Really? Well, okay.
2000 The Tigger Movie Joseph: King of Dreams Thomas and the Magic Railroad The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea The Road to El Dorado Dinosaur Titan A.E. Casper's Haunted Christmas Chicken Run The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle Rugrats in Paris: The Movie The Emperor's New Groove
Hey, you did it. Another great Ted moment.
Released also in 3D and Imax versions. Filmed in CinemaScope. Created using performance capture by ImageMovers Digital, that studio’s final product before it closed.
(dings) No no no
Teddy rux fucking pin!
I'll send you a photo so you can see for yourself.
Watch out!
Aboo. Aboo.
But I'd rather be broke down with you by my side
Curious George
Well, what do you think? (GASPS)
Mad? No.
Give us a big loud roar. There's no time for this!
- Yes, sir. I live here. - Right again.
It's for the best, Ted. It's for the best.
And the warm wind blows in the same old sound
- Yes, sir. I live here. - Right again.
I suggest never doing that. Ever.
carved by 1,000 craftsmen over a 100 years.
You think life's just nonstop fun and games, don't you?
penis?
NSE rudk
Amateurs
Well, get down here. All the news reporters are here.
Yes, this will definitely work.
I'll get an organ and grind, and you can dance for money.
Pet.
And I'll wait long enough
Wait a minute. We're already on a ship to Africa.
Pixar!
I want to turn the whole thing upside down
IVAAAAAAAAAAAA- piracy is no banana! this dvd of curious george is a pirated copy! please eject your dvd and buy a real copy, or else ivan will kick you out! go to uphe.com/antipiracy for more info
Yellow? Six dozen yellow suits?
(IMITATING A MONKEY)
(Baby toots)
(WHISPERING) Let go. Not helping.
What am I going to do? What can I do?
My Reaction Owned Paramount Disney Max Fox
(Ivan) no
Take a whiff with me.
- I know, sir. I live here. - Oh, right.
Yes, Yes, Yes Yes
我建议永远不要那样做
cabby i want anime vagina ans boobs
Hey, don't look so sad.
what do you know about show business
Hey!
oh my fucking god dieter why did you cum all over me renee we were watching sexy porno on dieter+ and we nutted all over your skanky hoe body as a cum rag
anitpoop
Peekaboo.
Monkey vomit
Bloomsberry? Wow. Strong signal.
Upside Down
about the massively gigantic, huge, enormous idol.
- Never mind. - So cute.
Barbara! I've learned to dance! Oh Bill.
Oh my eyes
E.T. Phone Home.
196, 197, one-ninety-monkey.
- Hey, where you going? - The monkey knows that guy?
And he's wearing a yellow suit. What, is he officially the golden child now?
It's a perfect day @ Clovis' science store. How may I help you?
For crying out loud lady there's no screaming in kabs Cabby
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Him? You've got to be kidding me. Ted is not an explorer.
Thanks you, Will Ferrell
MAN: They are the same colors, Miss Plushbottom.
# And days of auld lang syne #
I really don't. I... Long story.
ILLUMINATION
Just in time! Hard to Starboard, matey!
My reaction to Monolith Productions shutting down
Okay, you know what? His name's Washington.
reeeeeeeeeeee
Lisa, no. Stop. You're weak! I just wanted you to stay calm and be patient due to evil dead.
It's even bigger than I ever imagined!
"The new khaki."
Mister Splodge is
wait cut cut cut cut
It... Yeah, it fit nicely.
Come on. We're almost at the museum. Act natural.
and we're giving it to them, thanks to Ted and George.
Let's go.
Good Two Know
resort
Well, they forgot This world keeps spinning
i told you to have them match the city...opera...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
Actually that’s not mister george real name
I told you to match them to the City Opera.
I'm sorry, everybody. The museum's closed.
for the next four to six hours,
- Should I be concerned? - No.
Get it?
Well that was fun. Bye-Bye
I mean, huge monkey statues, they come and go,
- We've been waiting. - Sorry.
Yes, of course. What was I thinking?
Join me link, and I'll make your face greatest the kordai, Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I mean, don't you spray for barnyard animals every day
Time for Tubby bye bye! Time for Tubby bye bye! Time for Tubby bye bye!
- Yeah, what's his name? - He doesn't have a name.
Sorry, I need this kite.
You Go Girl
Sir, I'm only passing out flyers, not hugs.
Sha la la la la la la la la la
Oh, sweet mother of science!
Oh, Ted. Hi.