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and the plane landed safely.
Ooh. I look good.
What do you mean, "which Gene?" Our son Gene.
Do you want us to do a dance?
That's from, like, two weeks ago.
GENE: Uh, plus, I'm pretty sure wheat
I know you're gonna eat that turkey now.
♪ I need all of you, I need your breast and thigh meat ♪
and probably wears a tank top.
- No. - Ugh! It's bad enough
My story is about pears.
I forgot to throw this old chicken parmesan out.
Aw, poop. [gasps] Pears!
From this day forward, no one will eat pears,
The United States government just asked us to save the world.
Alright, I Get To Live A Normal Life Oh No, I Forgot That I’m Grease Intolerant
- Who's firing at us? - Not "who." "What." Look.
Is President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher secure yet?
But later I got the fuck up and I was gonna eat some fish & chips to become a true Anglophile
Fuck yeah. Oh, wait oh, shit!
GENE: I think I pooped out the part
LOUISE: Get down!
even the one who doesn't do property stuff.
And we should probably help you tell it,
Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch I Just Ate Some Fish & Chips & Now I Have Very Bad Explosive Diarrhoea
And my mom is my wife! Go USA!
life on Earth as we know it.
is gonna be done in 20 minutes.
- Thank you, Father. - Okay, it's time for the test.
You guys are, uh, excited about
You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 1234567890987654321 years
along the edge of the Melted Butter River.
Gene, fuck no, definitely don't eat that. you’re grease intolerant, do you wanna get violently sick?
BOB: And then Gene Marinara
So, Bread-ator. It's like Predator, but made of bread?
Oh. Oh, no. Gene.
-Hey, Gene. -GENE: Nah.
where all the security and stuff is.
- So nude. - Oh, no.
was giving an important speech in a foreign land.
Gene, go to bed.
but it could make itself invisible so they couldn't see
GENE: Just keep it PG-Flirteen, huh?
Uch! Turkey again?
BOB: Yes, NASA. A very smart space-- science person named...
Or my face
Sippee-ki-yay, mother-barfer.