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Aw, sweet.
You know, I've been blogging about it all morning, Dad...
They're gonna peel off the clothes of one hostage
GENE: Don't patronize me, Father!
[laughs]: Get out of here. All right, I'll see you soon.
He wasn't in the Army, the Navy, the CIA
Welcome to the jungle.
Oh, God, I got to sit down-- No, I got to stand up.
Oh, God, Oh, God, I’m Having Liquid Shit Pouring Out My Asshole, Make It Stop, Make It Stop, Make It Stop Oh, no, no, no, no! Gene, I’m Gonna Put This Fucking Nappy On You
- ♪ Giblets, stuffing, gravy ♪ - ♪ Some stuffing for my heart and soul ♪
Your wife is waiting for you in your office, sir.
- Get off my plane. - This is your plane?
Okay, last bite! [munching]
- Ah, what a cool thing to say. - I know. Now go.
And see? I'm fine.
Okay, uh, listen, this is the story
Can I eat some turkey?
♪ And what's that hiding in your hole? ♪
waiting for them out there was the most terrifying creature
Well, news flash, I'm already tired of Gayle.
And also, I need to be here in case her glasses fall off.
because I was embarrassed that I basically ate garbage.
I just love to eat!
of that Brie, I swear to God I would.
Owie!
Wait, what was it made of?
'Cause I'm about to make fruit salad.
Father, feed me that turkey!
President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher
was that far away at the, uh, the...
You know a psychic told me that.
I got a book deal. They want to print the blog.
- Yeah. They want to be eaten. - Okay.
Get in the tub! Get in the tub!
The Melted Butter River. Beautiful but deadly.
I wonder why gene got really bad diarrhoea I forgot to throw the stupid grease intolerant kids out.
Yes, Gayle, it's-it's Thanksgiving.
So, I guess I'll set the table, then?
Is there anything we can do for you?
- Gayle, take their weapons. - Okay.
Alright, Gene, If Fish & Chips Gives You Diarrhoea Then You Should Eat Tide Pods & Drink Bleach
but I would still murder both of you for a single bite
- What a cool thing to say. - Thank you.
- Get off my plane! - Do what now?
I don't have stomach flu.
-Tina! -Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh, meanwhile...