Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanksgiving dinner? I never eat it,
I know how much you love Thanksgiving.
Baked Brie and roasted pears appetizer,
Uh, okay. Wait, why is food the enemy?
Hey, you made my friend nude!
It can't see me when I'm coated in butter.
[chuckles] I-I-I don't think it's, uh, prudish.
by the time the story is over.
[sinister laughter]
Don't be a prude, Bob.
BOTH: ...for saving it.
I feel like chicken tonight.
Now this is exciting.
He was so excited about all this new food.
starts eating pears as much as they eat apples.
- [shouts] - [flatulence]
I'll send an Evite, but please RSVP by tonight.
If not, you got to stay in here, honey.
And I did go the fuck to bed.
- He's obsessed with me. - That's not a ghost, Gayle.
- What kind of story? - A story about anything
- Yeah? - ...and, ooh, what's this, an e-mail?
♪ When I eat that Thanksgiving dinner ♪
that pears are just as delicious as apples.
- grows on trees. - Correct, Gene.
- You want to say anything? - Uh, yeah.
Hey, everybody, uh, uh, come in for dinner.
You'll see, it's a pretty good plan.
All right, here's the deal.
Well, I'm excited about you.
-Ugh. -LOUISE: And when Dutch Oven
didn't do escape pods.
GENE: And I did go to bed.
I could eat it and save you the trip.
- Please? - No! I'm leaving it in there,
All right. Oh, wa-- oh, no!
Okay, guys, time to sit down for...
Um, I'm gonna stay here.
- No. - What? No, please do.
- You're our hostage now. - And our best friend?
And we're gonna do that by taking your president hostage!
- [cheering] - Bye-bye, Apples.
- Me robbing a bank? - Oh, it's Pierce Brosnan.
- Yeah? - I just got a book deal.