Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Out.
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks,
every rumor and every lie Cecil has ever told.
OXFORD: Be careful, Henry.
SPENCER [AS HAMLET]: You go not till l set you up a glass
Excuse me, my lady.
not in the playhouses of London,
go away, Jonson.
And we will place Robert on our Privy Council.
CROWD [CHANTlNG]: Playwright! Playwright!
[GASPS]
becoming England's first poet laureate.
[SPEAKlNG lN LATlN]
without a dowry becoming to the daughter of the Earl of Oxford.
Three, you will avoid court at all costs.
Oh. Ow!
Not in this household.
Had his own acting troupe for private court performances.
Marvelous, marvelous.
Dead body.
Thank you, doctor.
and monarchs to behold the swelling scene.
or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
John de Vere,
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Neither they nor l conspired against you.
l will have my guineas. Unleash the dogs!
We fought at Crecy, at Bosworth Field, at Agincourt.
with their desires. When they want something, they take it.
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they all wanted me dead, but here l am,
No doubt many more than you yourself.
Clear the bridge! Clear the bridge!
And l, for one,
From 7 to 8, you will be tutored in French by Mr. Crane.
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
Aggrandized. Since all this began.
because their wealth, their power, their survival, all depended on me.
JONSON: He's an amateur.
Francesco! The Tower knows!
was not made known to me until after his death.
Francesco!
from plate to mouth without the cleverness of their servants.
He butchered you! Not only in front of court but the entire city as well!
Torch it!
and fire crouch for employment.
[CROWD GASPS AND SCREAMS]
But he could not possibly predict what kind of failure you would become!
You caused this. Your play, your words.
[PANTlNG]
Majesty, you are not having doubts about James of Scotland--
Will!
Does...?
your thoughts that now must deck our kings.
The Earl of Southampton, Your Majesty.
Under your name.
MAN: Liberty!
Marvelous.
My Lord of Oxford, it seems you have added a poet
lt's just a simple comedy.
[GASPlNG]
The realm lost a great man with your father's death.
Haven't you convinced the Privy Council
The French are bravely in their battles set
We must act quickly. We must replace the Lord Lieutenant of lreland,
[BELL TOLLlNG]
Promise you'll keep our secret safe, that you won't expose Shakespeare.
And, of course,
MAN: Get out!
Out.
Chain him here, then leave us.
My lord. From the queen. Mm.
Last week, gardening. This week, writing. Next, hawking.
[MlMlCS EXPLOSlONS]
Most of the Catholic princes of Europe seek to topple you
lt is hard to believe that once l was young.
l know what you've done.
[TRUMPETS PLAYlNG FANFARE]
Feed where thou wilt...' Aww.
she had your child.
Now? Yes, now.
[PAPERS RUSTLlNG]
How you would fail in politics!
[CLUCKlNG TONGUE]
They have not been very discreet.
Well, then. We shall be earls together, shall we not?
You came to me, Ben.
whose labors l have so enjoyed.
[SPEAKlNG lN lTALlAN]
One was the procreation of children,
[MlMlCS HORSE NElGHlNG]
ARCHBlSHOP: ln the sweat of thy face, shalt thou eat bread till thou return to the earth,
[TUTOR & BOY SPEAKlNG lN FRENCH]
MAN: Ship oars!
Ben Jonson succeeded in his desire
My lord, you wrote an entire play. l know how difficult that is.
Put that in one of your plays.
a male,
because thou art dust, and to dust thou shalt return.
l ask you for the support of you and your men, Henry,
[SlGHS]
PROSTlTUTE 1: Wet in all the wrong places.
l've gone to her, she will not receive me, and now she's gone!
[GROANlNG]
SOUTHAMPTON: With your father in London dealing with troubles in lreland,
Except for the fact...
CROWD: Ha-ha-ha. Enough!
[CROWD LAUGHlNG]
So bloody well act like a writer.
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[LAUGHS]
lt's not right. No, it's not.
[GRUNTS]
sent before my time into this breathing world,
Most wonderful.
l am determined to prove a villain--
[PANTlNG] Sorry.
The theater is full!