Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They cut off his cell phone service a month ago, so.
- I, uh... - I'm pregnant.
Attention, ladies and germs.
You know, it really didn't hurt that much.
I didn't, he's just really good at reading people.
Take this, it's just sitting there, tempting me like a redhead.
Oh, no way, you were gaining weight?
I don't know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
and I just miss Obama so much.
And now, I have a horrible parasite
- Guess who? - Oh, hey, Jeff.
Or how about we talk about your girl, Kelly, for a sec?
Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.
All right, don't just say no, all right?
Attention, ladies and germs.
Wait, he's been lying?
- I'll do it. - Great. Any questions?
- Hey, where you going? - Look, Dina,
He is more man than you'll ever be.
We induce a coma, okay? In five months,
instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along.
are asking if we can change the channel.
Wow, it's like, thanks, Obama.
I was obviously lying.
you can just Venmo me the cash, but again,
You're a grown man. You're too young to retire,
Anyway, I took the test,
Because I remembered how amazing it felt.
you've had sex with over the last few months.