Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, don't just say no, all right?
I was obviously lying.
Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.
- Hey, where you going? - Look, Dina,
Because I remembered how amazing it felt.
You're a grown man. You're too young to retire,
Wait, he's been lying?
And now, I have a horrible parasite
- I, uh... - I'm pregnant.
Anyway, I took the test,
Or how about we talk about your girl, Kelly, for a sec?
They cut off his cell phone service a month ago, so.
He is more man than you'll ever be.
and I just miss Obama so much.
Wow, it's like, thanks, Obama.
Attention, ladies and germs.
instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along.
you can just Venmo me the cash, but again,
Attention, ladies and germs.
You know, it really didn't hurt that much.
- Guess who? - Oh, hey, Jeff.
you've had sex with over the last few months.
I didn't, he's just really good at reading people.
Take this, it's just sitting there, tempting me like a redhead.
We induce a coma, okay? In five months,
Oh, no way, you were gaining weight?
I don't know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
are asking if we can change the channel.
- I'll do it. - Great. Any questions?