Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was obviously lying.
- I'll do it. - Great. Any questions?
We induce a coma, okay? In five months,
I don't know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
Wow, it's like, thanks, Obama.
You know, it really didn't hurt that much.
Attention, ladies and germs.
Wait, he's been lying?
All right, don't just say no, all right?
- Hey, where you going? - Look, Dina,
you've had sex with over the last few months.
are asking if we can change the channel.
and I just miss Obama so much.
- I, uh... - I'm pregnant.
They cut off his cell phone service a month ago, so.
I didn't, he's just really good at reading people.
Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.
you can just Venmo me the cash, but again,
instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along.
Or how about we talk about your girl, Kelly, for a sec?
Oh, no way, you were gaining weight?
Anyway, I took the test,
- Guess who? - Oh, hey, Jeff.
And now, I have a horrible parasite
He is more man than you'll ever be.
Take this, it's just sitting there, tempting me like a redhead.
Because I remembered how amazing it felt.
You're a grown man. You're too young to retire,
Attention, ladies and germs.