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Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
That leg is mostly pus.
Fabric, fuel and paper.
Well, look at it this way. You did accomplish something.
What do we do?
Yes, right now.
Got shovels in there,
As Mr. H. L. Mencken said '"The common man's a fool'"
Right, Stewie?
Oh, we just might. You see, I've got a lucky cat's foot.
a clear and present danger to the United States!
Stewie, what the hell? Uh, hey, mom.
Almost as much as I hated my overly sensitive car alarm.
Mr. Pewterschmidt? Hey, how you been?
How's the weather look, Ollie?
As you can see, I am enjoying a White Castle burger. Why?
Not good.
ff cede d ace babe
No. What's sick is making marijuana illegal
Watch when I scratch his bottom. He sticks his fanny in the air.
All you have to do is publicly come out against pot.
Where’s the
Forget it, Carter. I'm not gonna take your bribe.
If I lay down flat on the floor it usually kind of fixes it
Hey, Quagmire.
Oh, finally! Come on. Come on. Come on inside.
There's a blood-soaked corpse in the back seat.
ffabff dace d bea dad
raiding Quagmire's fridge for beer after you killed his cat.
And that way it'll seem like the cat ran away.
ran a smear campaign against marijuana in the 1930s
Bye.
Ready to ship out tomorrow.
Oh, I don't think Quagmire wants me to do that.
No! Those are my Diet Rites!
Brian Griffin's Faster than the Speed of Love
- Stewie, I need your urine! - Really?
If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
Look, I don't really feel comfortable doing this in front of you.