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You know Neil Patrick Harris got the job
Cowabonga Dude That was unbelievable
It's a cat.
Come on, Hoppy Hopscotch. Hurry up and pee in the bushes. PickyPiggy's waiting for me. Jeffy, you know I can't go unless you stare at it.
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Good evening, everyone. Our top story, marijuana is now legal.
Unut gitsin, Carter. Rüşvetini Almayacağım. " Forget It, Carter. I'm Not Gonna Take Your Bribe."
'Cause I don't get high.
Crap! Just a sec.
Take a look.
Well, what is it? What's the big damn deal?
New M&M's Dark Chocolate
"Or is it?" is my response.
What the hell are we doing?
See, Lois? Tell me things in Quahog aren't better now.
Oh THAT'S why they call it that!
What a queer.
No, no. Pot is illegal because William Randolph Hearst
Where’s the tequila?
I didn't get diverted by all those crazy high jinks.
Hey, let's take a man-sized poop in his cat box,
2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 13 = 520
for the worst-selling novel of all time.
Legal in Quahog.
You're under arrest, dirtbag!
and they won't have him slandered.
Will you help me?
Took me five minutes to get to White Castle.
Forget it, Carter!