Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I need some of your urine, so I can...
You know, I've only seen that show once,
JEFFY WHAT THE HECK?! Uh hey daddy.
Oh, boy! I usually only get this excited
And I even commissioned an oil painting for your author's photo.
Will you guys relax? He's got eight more lives.
Tony Danza from Who's the Boss? Says, '"A-oh, a-oh, oh-a, oh-a-oh! '"
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
I mean, haven't you seen those commercials?
Pot's illegal mainly to protect them.
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
In other news, a local Quahog author has set a record
April 1, 2009 Lover Tune on Samsung flip phone at school. April Fools 2009!
Hey, Brian. Who's your favorite baseball player? Albert Pujols?
Quagmire's not here.
Hey, you know, the cat's alone at Quagmire's right now.
Oh, that's why they call it that
Here comes the part I was telling you about.
Look, Daddy, I agree with what you're trying to do,
You mean right now?
Are you kidding? I can be very persuasive.
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed