Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of course, Kurt.

I'd like to give you something in exchange for what you gave me.

# I haven't said enough #

Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it?

because you actually have a coach who spends the game watching the plays...

Look, I guess I just-

What the hell happened?

I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Hebe.

And God didn't let you touch Rachel's boobs.

that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs...

I know it makes me a wuss, but I'm bummed about Kurt's dad.

I'm real disappointed in you.

two, to get to second base with Rachel...

Asking someone to believe in a fantasy...

No, I cheated. I can't do that.

and it's pretty bad.

and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

That cornerback's been cheating right all night. We should naked bootleg left.

I know how hard it is not to have a father, you know?

Dating Rachel is great...

Both of my dads' peoples were slaves once.

I mean, that was it.

But more importantly...

- We need to get him to the E.R. - Okay, let's go.

- I don't like that. - You're not alone.

# God is great #

# You got a nice white dress #

# And when I touch you #

# I wanna hold your hand #

Schuester still pushing the Lil Jeezy?

I should have let those guys pray for you.

Girls like that. She felt close to you, thus the inappropriate touching.

# In you I hear a song #

# Now that I'm alone #

You should start preparing him for that.

I don't think you should be alone, Kurt.

I don't believe in God, Dad...