Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and she has to work the night shift.

My Sikh is coming again today at 2:00...

Here's what you missed on Glee.

We're really sorry about your dad's heart attack.

# I thought that I heard you laughing #

- I want to see him. - He hasn't regained consciousness.

I want to be your champion.

and I'm ready to have intercourse and babies...

or whatever you want to call it-

You can't prove that there isn't a magic teapot...

Cheesus, I don't need to tell you how much you rule.

if I'm the most popular guy in the school again.

# And yeah, yeah #

The big questions are really big for a reason-

I need a minute.

Mercedes, you had me at "fabulous hat."

They say his condition is critical but stable.

# Like a bridge over troubled water #

# And I don't know if I can do it #

so I busted out the George Foreman.

but I'm still very allergic to your lustrous ginger mane.

I have to confess something.

Why is it so hard for you to understand?

Friday nights are kind of important to me.

I'm sorry about the other day, Dad.

# Where are you now that yesterday #

But you've got to believe in something-

I think Mary Lou Retton's, like, an orphan or something.

# Just trying to make his way home #

Mostly just everyone's really sad for Kurt, and no one really knows how to help.

I got to tell you, Kurt.

I, of all people, know how important the relationship is between you and Carole.

And we both looked at each other for a second...

- Where's my usual breakfast? - A Coke and two Slim Jims?

because he's on steroids and he's 23.

I guess with enough hot sauce, this will be all right.

Earlier in the week, Finn, it seemed like you felt differently.

I guess so- Although I don't really see what the big deal is.

Our heavenly father.

But, Sue, children should be allowed to profess whatever faith they choose.

half a grapefruit and a green drink.

And right now I don't want a heavenly father.

# I'll be there when you need a friend #

Guys, back off Kurt, okay?

Last week we were too sexy. This week we're too religious.

and decides to bring him back to us.

and without something that's sacred.

- Yeah? - I've been struggling, trying to figure out...