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Anyway, her boobs aren't that great...
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry for what you're going through, lady.
Too bad that Sam kid had to have his arm basically ripped off for it to happen...
That ogre linebacker's on the left. He's been killing me all game.
What happened to you, Sue?
I mean, you did sort of screw him in the leg department.
without something to hold onto...
Uh, sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater.
# The moon is twice as lonely #
but please keep it to yourself.
and cracked up before we remembered that we weren't supposed to yet.
please let us win our first football game.
Last week you had to camp out early...
Yeah. Just a little indigestion, you know?
You put it on the table...
Mercedes took me to church on Sunday.
I want my real one back.
You're right.
as if someone would choose to be mocked...
To tell you the truth, I actually went to temple with my nana yesterday.
you were perfect in my eyes.
# Oh, please #
which happens to be the pillar of a functioning civil society.
Just squeeze back.
# I might as well be the one #
just for another dinner.
# They built you a temple and locked you away #
Well, according to this, I've still got two left...
I know, but I'm a teenager.
It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God...
And after a while I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough.
# And the stars are half as bright #
# I can't hide #
I just think that I can deliver your message to the world more powerfully...
- Break! - Wait.
# Who on earth can I turn to #
but I believe in you...
every single day of their life.
I have a favor to ask you guys.
Don't buy salami at the gas station.
is because most churches don't think very much of gay people.
# Got that something #
# I wanna hold your hand #
I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy...
but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy.