Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I cut off all my fingers.
So, I was talking to her last night, and I should tell you,
Long-distance relationships are a bad idea,
- Sit. - Hey, so, now that I'm working here,
When you graduate, we want you working with us.
We're still engaged, even if she's out...
It's like I'm trying to preserve something that's already gone.
Marshall, the youngest member of the audience,
Here, listen.
I'm begging you. Just leave it at the office.
I bet they're delicious, too.
Well, like today at lunch.
steak sauce. it means a1 a1? try to keep up.
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh, I'm flattered you think we have two viewers.
- Yes! - My man!
Wrong. Betty White.
But if those guys try to pressure you to smoke, what do you say?
Fourteen.
I'm so over karaoke.
- Did she love it? - Oh, she loved it.
Has anyone ever said, "Listen, I've been thinking,"
- I think I'm ready. - You sure?