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Oh, Teddy boy.
(IMITATING BUZZER SOUNDING)
- What? - They're jerks.
but if you're unhappy, it's not worth it.
What did you have for lunch today?
But even if you save every rainforest from being turned into a parking lot,
OLDER TED; And so, to fit in with the gorillas,
Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Elton John. Kiki Dee.
Your tie is steak sauce. It means A-1. A-1? Get it? Try to keep up.
knowing you could have made her a lot happier?
OLDER TED; Marshall was going to work for a big corporation called Altrucel,
my mouth full of this delicious, relationship-winning cupcake,
I want to give you the package.
for the unique little snowflake that you are.
So we find this choice nudie nest near the airport.
Okay, those guys were mean at first, yes. But they're actually good guys,
But wait. Knock, knock. Somebody's at the back door?
- Whatever. - Cool. And what guy is this?
that we know are gonna disappear eventually.
I know that you say you don't need it,
We still on for karaoke?
On Monday, Bilson and I are gonna talk to Montague in HR.
I'm like half your viewership.
- A vacation once in a while. - Lily doesn't care about that stuff.
Thanks. Anyway, it's almost 11:00. I should let you go.
And that's really noble.
something occurred to me,
Well, it sounds kind of like peer pressure.
Hello?
and then followed it up with something good?
- Hello? - Why hasn't she called yet?
OLDER TED; Another care package,
The more I try to picture her, the more I can't.