Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two Jessicas. You gotta pick one. What do you do? Go.

I don't deserve these delicious cupcakes.

Oh! Does she cut the crusts off your sandwich, too?

What could she possibly have to say to me that she couldn't write in an e-mail?

The package. The house, the car, sending your kids to a great school.

They're gonna stop global warming.

Like, I remember how she makes me feel, I just don't completely remember her.

But will you be happy,

Yeah. They're delicious.

Fiancée's out of town. What do you do? Go!

No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now.

I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.

- What? - Marshall, Lily's a catch.

Really? I thought you'd be totally into it.

OLDER TED; What she said next changed his life,

living among the western lowland gorillas of Cameroon,

We're not even working together, Barney. I'm in the legal department and you're...

(MUSIC PLAYING)

No, of course it's not for you.

Thanks. You're right. I'm being crazy.

Okay, it's just an internship to make a little money.

What you got there, Eriksen? Mommy pack your lunch?

Only, this time, my sweet dance moves aren't gonna be enough to win them over.