Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clean this stuff up, Eriksen.

Yeah. How're you doing?

You could quit your job and focus on your painting,

and throwing feces.

And you know why? Because you're different.

Oh, and don't worry. Yours is in the mail. I sent it a couple days ago.

- Where? I don't see any... - Marshall, sidebar.

and over a million species will be wiped out.

(LILY FEIGNING LAUGHTER)

Oh, I am. I'm psyched.

she didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair

Totally what I was thinking. Get out of my head, man.

She's not gonna break up with you, Ted. You're awesome.

Dude, Scarlett Johansson with no arms any day of the week!

Should we tell him?

Yep. Yesterday.

So, dude, check it. I'm in San Diego with two of my brosephs from Kappa,

It's pretty clear.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

and they're all, "Yo, Eriksen, let's roll to the strip clubs!"

Ding-dong. What? The doorbell?

From three days ago.

And then you slip it to the guy with a discreet handshake,

- Sure you don't want one? - How many of those have you eaten?

God, I hate myself right now.

raised his hand with a question,