Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, but it's one thing to say it. It's another thing to show it.

- I quit. - What? No. You...

It's an anthropological study. Isn't that cool?

Sweetie, it would be cool to have some extra money,

"Listen, I've been thinking and I really need to talk to you tonight.

"I'll call you at 11:00. Victoria."

That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly

Dude, I feel like I haven't seen you in a month.

Look at yourself, Marshall. You're not happy.

Okay, you're making yourself crazy.

"P.S. If you've unfolded this note, your kiss already got out. Quick, catch it!"

- Only when I'm drunk. - Good boy.

Your package has always been big enough.

because you're expecting a call from your girlfriend in Germany

But it's the greatest samurai who lets his sword rust in its scabbard.

whatever anthropology you do at work is your business.

- Ted? - Oh, no!

But, please, don't act like that around here.

- No, she didn't. - Yeah. Yeah, she did.

What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist?

"This long-distance thing sucks, huh?

- That's brilliant. - Mmm.

- That hurt! - So badly!

(LAUGHING) Please.