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he read a book called Life Among The Gorillas.

when she's supporting you on a kindergarten-teacher's salary,

Oh, that's wonderful, but I'm afraid you can't.

- and he'll get it done. - Right.

OLDER TED; And so, as I sat at home, waiting for the phone to ring,

Okay, fiancée's dead. Hit by a bus. What do you do? Go.

- What do you think? - Steak sauce.

So, I'm standing there,

- We're gonna own the office. - Steak sauce.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm good. The best, really.

It's not like, "Listen, I've been thinking, Nutter Butters are an underrated cookie."

Hi, Ted, it's Robin.

So, I'm like, "A-snappa-doo!"

Whoa! That is a butt-Ioad of motivational posters.

We're having so much fun. You, me, working together. It's great.

- Seriously, what is it that you do? - Please.

- I told you he would. - BILSON: We are gonna have a hoot.

but this never-seeing-each-other thing, it's a bitch.

I have to go to Germany and surprise her.

I need to know you're psyched about this, too.

honestly, I'm having trouble remembering what she looks like.

- Steak sauce. - Steak sauce, dude.

Still can't believe you're going all corporate on us.

are you finally gonna tell me exactly what your job is?

Change your personality? That is so awful. And not at all motivational.

Rockupied, Dude, what...