Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks a lot, son.

I need one more day to study, Lord. I need your help.

Now, for all you youngsters, here it is.

I delay Al having a Heart Attack day. Al's window installation day

As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!

-Morning, girls. -Good morning, Bart.

Then what did I say?

Well as long as I'm here, I might as well kill two birds with One Stone

You covered up my paper!

This is hopeless.

-Did you know there's a test tomorrow? -Yes, ma'am.

We have to clean up this room. And we'll need a fern.

-Blah, blah, blah, blah. -Yes, ma'am.

-He doesn't care, Mom. -I do. I want a beer while I'm caring.

Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report.

Thanks for the pep talk.

Blah, blah, blah.

I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal.

...the funnest day in the history of Springfield!

Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. How good could it be?

The little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?

...my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them?

I've invented something fun. The sled.

Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. But maybe you'll get lucky.