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You really think it's gonna be so difficult to get Amy
Any time you like.
You don't look well.
Boys like nice girls,
which may seem romantic to you, terrifying to her.
No, I'm fine just dancing.
I think I broke the school record for the mile.
You are not a Christian.
Pray I get some. Pray I get lots of it.
Give us the strength to do thy will,
You date Ben, you get Ben to fall in love with you,
but I'm afraid you've made me late for class.
Your parents will see the insurance.
Welcome.
Yeah, da Vinci's war machines.
- Better than nothin'. - Yeah, better than nothin'.
How'd it go at school today, Grace?
OK, I know.
Mark, we've gotta talk. You're the counselor.
and I would love if you could come.
Why should I follow the rules if no one else does?
No. No, I'm sorry.
so I tell you what we're gonna do.
So this whole thing is motivated by rejection?
Yeah, well, whyareyou telling us now?
I'm just as committed to abstinence as you are.
The past two nights have almost killed me.
We're spying on you.
I'm kidding. Kidding.
What are my chances with someone who's not gonna wait until they get married?
Why are you staring at the drummer?
Because, as you mentioned earlier, now I kill two birds with one stone.
- Thanks for dinner, baby. - You are welcome.
I'll tell you why.
And by "not that great," you mean...?
You know, I could call up that Kim Jong Il wannabe and complain if you want.
Yes. Help us focus on our game,
No, but congratulations.
Their...
because I know you know why you do this,