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I'm hurtin'here.
But I thought your parents were happy we were dating.
- Everyone's welcome. - Will you be there, Grace?
Yeah, it's kinda my first date, too.
OK, why are you so obsessed with Grace Bowman?
I like the way you started out,
I wanna go to the party.
Neither of my daughters are ready to have sex,
This ring, it just.
Maybe there.
dumped me in another family and said, "You take him. I don't want him.
for a dame, and two, it gets me out of gym.
she went ahead and gave you a checkup while you guys talked.
I'm already under contract to the football team.
How hard can it be?
It's a promise ring. My parents gave it to me when I promised
we make your older brother your chaperone for the evening.
Well, what are we gonna do?
Come on.
What do you think we're doing here?
both there tomorrow night with all of your friends.
There may be something else wrong with you that's making you test positive
don't know how to be both right now. I'm lost.
She needs a ring to remind other people that she made that promise.
You are gonna be fine.
You like that guy?
He's damaged goods."
That's OK.
It's a good idea,
so you'd know when to smack 'em together.
I saw you and thought maybe you were going to the game together.
Therefore I've decided that I'm in love with her and cannot live without her.
and I'm not saying I wanna do anything right now,
Why do these people think there's something wrong with a belly button?
Just stick to the plan.
Don't you say anything, either. Don't tell him.
Look, I'll go with you. We'll go right after school.
Where do you think I should start?
and destroy our souls forever, but to cheer us on to victory.
I... think I'm just gonna stay here for a minute.
Dangerous, even.
What? Ha. Lying?
I don't wanna get another call from
I think the drummer's looking at your French horn player.
and if I ever want to have a sex life, I've gotta start somewhere.
You have to. Either you're sick or you're pregnant.
them I wouldn't have sex until I get married.
By the time you get home, you barely have time
They're for you.
Why can't you just call this woman up and ask her out?
Thank you for your many blessings and let us
situation and placed you in a family that doesn't see the damage.
You want God to love you?
You think that's gonna impress Amy enough to...
something or other.
Besides, I don't think we'd displaying the trust we have in you if
See ya at band practice.
I hate that guy.
Who came up with those?
Sshoot.
This is kinda my first date.