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President Barack Obama will visit James Woods High next month,
No, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. We'II do the dialysis.
JOE: You know what I Iike?
QUAGMIRE: You know, it's kind of weird that '80s white clothes
I'm afraid not, Mrs. Griffin.
But I... I don't understand.
No. You can't just Iearn creative writing, Chris.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
You gotta be sincere
Oh, my God! Peter, you don't Iook so good.
What do you mean?
Suffer!
who will be reading his essay to introduce the President.
You gonna go get it? You gonna get it, boy?
Chris, I'd take it as an insult if you didn't.
(SWOONS)
Oh, so I had a few Red Bulls, drove to New York.
Thank you, Principal Shepherd.
Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,
I mean, yes, we'II... We'II have to rent it out some years to help pay for...
AII right, I'm gonna go outside and milk the cow.
You're alive. Okay, I won't...
Meg, is that true?
Yeah, or you could have some Red Bull.
Well, here we go.
Mom, oh, my God, guess what!
Oh, baby!
-It's your choice. -STEWIE: Found her.
Oh, Peter, you got here just in time! Chris is almost on.
BRIAN: Yeah, both of us!
Yes, there is.
-Thirty-two. -Tile roof or shingles?
I suppose so, Brian.
the seesaw is the post office, and the sandbox is our summer home.
and he wants me to read it aloud to introduce the President!
I know it's tough, but maybe there's something I can do to make it easier.
And though we may never reach our goals,
I'II take the Spock-Fox intercourse.
Meg, for God's sake, relax.