Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when you stand up in front of my crew and my passengers
You know, you remind me of my parents.
- Just quit! He quit! - Didn't they give you Percocet?
When I asked the lady at the desk, she told me in kilometers!
But be careful. Dating yourself is a double-edged sword.
I can see the terminal from my window...
We're going to Toronto for the G8 Economic Summit.
Oh, there it is.
That sounds like work.
Well, at least give us some food!
Can I tell you what I hate about you?
"Cornell Commencement Address"?
Soren. Eglantine. Your journey is at an end.
Excuse me, young lady. Are you old enough to be traveling alone?
Don't you get that this is bigger than all that?
Oh, you be careful what you wish for!
all the words to "Monster Mash".
for the Council on Poverty.
Everything's normal. No smoking.
He compromises readily on movie choices and...
I am not taking that penalty stroke!
And if Canada is so nice and friendly,
And I don't think those cashews look like a bowl of baby penises!
Okay, I can't turn the air on
Don't you even think about it! That is a federal offense!
what with those Jets sweatpants...
I'm Oscar-winner Tracy Jordan.
"Can I tell you what I hate about you?"
Tracy, congratulations on...
Tracy, congratulations. I loved your acceptance speech.
And can you tell me when we might be in the air, Captain?