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'TGS' has a show
- We've been offered a gate. - What?
for people to know that they're being lied to.
No.
Clear.
How is Africa, sir?
Think about what you're doing. You're making a choice here.
especially Stewart, who often makes up hurtful nicknames for me,
Dear God, they've re-started the failed NBC shows.
And that is Bird Law
You gotta be careful. You ever hear of the "Peter Principle"?
I am not just a passenger.
Hello My name is Patrick
Well, good luck pressing "Take Off", then "Autopilot", then "Land".
I'd be happy to talk to him.
We were like them once, and we can be again!
and then we'll be on our way.
Es tut mir so Leid, Vater, Ich werde deine Ehre, weiderherstellen
Those contractions she's been having are real?
I am invoking Sky Law.
Success is a double-edged sword.
which is the feature film
in lesbian clown shirts, should please be seated at this time.
- You went to law school? - For one day.
No, don't listen to her!
Didn't they say half-an-hour over an hour ago?
Stay in your comfort zone.
The card was wrong!
Good afternoon, folks. This is Captain Burnett from the flight deck.
Are your passengers just cattle,