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"You will hand me an envelope predicting my joke about Nags Head."
if her birthstone isn't going to be aquamarine?
I called the concierge service with my AmEx invisible card.
Double-edged sword.
Here's to me spending the rest of my life in rooms like this!
but it doesn't upset them.
Look at us, being all adulty.
One, two, three... Never!
I'm glad I called.
Quit? I've never quit anything in my life.
Oh, my God.
Imagine if Mr. Hornberger were in your shoes,
- What are you doing? - I'm quitting.
And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps.
but Avery and I want our daughter to be born in America
Look, Liz, we have reasons for doing the things the way we do them.
site of the G8 Summit.
Al Sharpton would denounce him at a press conference on the street
Oh, no, you don't!
Okay, listen, Liz. We will get through this...
why does most of our meth come from your Asian drug gangs?
Celebrity LeBron James had this to say. "Wario was like a brother to me, When i heard what happen i was torn apart." Wario will truly be missed. A great Brother, Friend, And Influencer. Goodbye, Wario.
I'll be a folk hero, like that guy everybody hates now!
Yes. Just now.
I still haven't memorized my Torah passage!
Tracy Jordan asked me to accept this on his behalf
Oh, my God. Congratulations.
Thank you for your input, Lorne,
That's not right. We're paying customers.
This is Canada! If she's born here...
Like the fact that you insulted me in front of my entire crew,
Avery, can you walk yet?
Jack, I think the baby's coming!
It's amazing.