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And so that is how I came up with Chrismukkah.
- Seth. - Dr. Roberts.
So listen. Sometimes you gotta let the rich people help you.
That was fun for the entire 13-year-old population of Orange County...
There's not gonna be a surgery.
I'm sure Johnny's the last thing on her mind.
Well, you gotta be Jewish to be bar mitzvahed.
I'm getting bar mitzvahed. You'd have to know Seth better.
No tallis. No challah. No tefillin.
- Sorry, man. - No, it's cool. You know.
DJ with dancers.
- Hey. - Hey. I come in peace.
Excuse me.
- They're all yours. - Thanks.
- You're on thin ice. - Listen.
Great news. So Neil Roberts cleared the fundraiser with the board.
So I guess I'm gonna have to get used to living here a little while longer.
Well, luckily Chrismukkah has twice the resistance of an ordinary holiday.
- Okay. All right. I'll be right back. - Okay.
...wasn't gonna make me feel better. - I thought this was for charity.
And what do you think, Cohen?
If only I could say that to Marissa.
Thank you again for letting Marissa live with you.
...he could really use your help.
- But we've done okay? - Yeah.
Do you know where the administrator's office is?
Well, thanks for the invite, man, but I got some stuff to do, so...
...knowing that you're pulling for me, it's the only thing that keeps me going.
- Go. Do something. You gotta... - No. No.
We have no concept of marketing.
...my diorama of I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
I'm sorry I've been taking this out on you.
- No, she already left for the event. - Well...
...my clay hot dog I made in seventh grade...
So how's Johnny doing?
I don't think so.
I don't have feelings for Johnny. I'm just worried about him.
Every Jewish boy wants Christmas. I gave myself that.
How are you, good people of Newport Beach?
She thinks our new oceanfront condo is undergoing a remodel.
That'd be missing the point.