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I was so close to making that happen.
- Is everything okay? - Who is it, Ma?
Thanks. That's really nice of you guys.
- Again? - Yeah.
It's one of the unfortunate truths of the bar mitzvah, Ryan.
This won't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. Know what this will be?
- Finally has some friends. - Sure.
That's the Torah for you. Once you start unscrolling, it's hard to stop.
We'll just tell the Newpsies that we're raising money for the hospital.
- I don't know if I can do this. - It'll be over before you know it.
- Holy crap, that's it. - What's it?
I don't know, Cooper Scooper.
A Chrismukkah bar mitz-vahkkah.
I mean, I kind of need to know that everything's okay with you.
Oy, humbug.
He's in bad shape.
Nope.
Hey, man. Actually, it's... It's not a good time.
The whole point was to help Johnny.
Not really.
Hey.
Is what's-her-name around? We could all go later and pick out ours.
And Marissa Cooper will be portraying the miraculous oil.
It's just that this year, it just feels like it's flying by so fast, Sandy.
I just feel terrible lying to her. We've come so far.
- The whole Johnny thing? - There is no Johnny thing.
Good. Just had a trial run at the Christmas-tree lot.
- Mazel tov, kid. - Oh, thank you, sir.
Everyone wants to see you. Whatever you're doing, it can wait, right?
As long as people are dancing to "Y.M.C.A."...
Plus, the Angels won. Looking pretty good this year.
Johnny, your friends are here.
- No prob. Is everything cool? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Look, I thought we just made peace. I told you, I'm taking care of things.