Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hope I didn't give away the ending.
Okay, I just gotta get ready.
We are all gathered here for an honorary bar mitzvah.
So if you'd open your programs and turn to page two...
I just don't know what he would do without you guys.
Your stepmother? She's out of town.
- So he's gonna really like you. - I have to tell you something.
I'm just pulling out stockings and menorahs and yarmul-Claus.
We're trying to help.
Neighbors are having cockfights in an hour, using stray dogs.
- I'll see you. - Yeah.
You already have.
- You're kidding. - But maybe I can help you.
At least spend the holidays with Marissa?
- Having what? - A bar mitzvah.
The thing about a bar mitzvah is it's about becoming a man.
Yeah, well, you're gonna have the surgery.
My problem is my problem.
Yes? No? It's good. It's bad. It's bad... It's a bad time for the market.
...it's great what you're doing, considering everything.
Actually, I'm just trying to... Trying to get you to come to this party.
Let's hear it for Ryan Atwood.
Hornish maybe in the next four or five.
It gives her an ally in the house when I'm working.
This is when me and Chili went down to Costa Rica.
...I would just say we could pool our bar-mitzvah money, but...
You mark my words. This will be the best Chrismukkah ever.
I was born to usher.
But the market is up. Yes?
And I'll see you tonight.
Do you have any interest in a party?
- Oh, Neil, I'm so sorry. - No, don't be.
Well, better late than never. Ryan, this is a song about friendship.
That was remarkable timing by Mom right there.
It's the most awkward time in a Jewish boy's life.