Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Every night a different glamour girl, movie starlet or beauty queen.
And if she becomes a big star, she'll make a lot of money.
If you can handle the love scenes.
Later, later.
Of course not.
You're going to color right now, Jethro.
90 grand.
Ellie, how come you're wearin' Granny's hat?
I'm doing a little casting on my own.
Since we're not making that picture, may I see you to your car?
the flour mill in Springfield.
What was that?
Vine.
I said, is that clear?
I can believe it.
Don't you fret, Ellie.
What's wrong with that?
Yes, who is it?
You're not gonna let them young'uns go to work at that sin-soaked movie studio.
Well, there was a waitress who worked for the fry cook, and she had a niece.
Oh, I figure I won't right off, Ellie.
Clampett.
Well, this is lesson number one.
Prove.
No, ma'am, Granny.
Yes, ma'am.
Well, they're going to have to go some to beat Elmer.
Man, I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.
Are you Dash Riprock?
Well, Al's sister didn't win, but the girl that did told about meeting a truck driver who picked up a hitchhiker who was a fry cook at Little Rock.
You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heaping helping of their hospitality.