Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You remember Al Horner's daughter who married Al Ledbetter, the undertaker over at Ripley?
Really?
Oh, no.
Well, you got her hefted.
The one who's mad about Miss Hathaway works in a flour mill.
She's right.
Feeling better, Jethro?
Dash.
Go get your best clothes on.
Yeah.
You're going to romance Ellie May Clampett.
Riptide!
Poor, sweet, innocent Ellie May is no match for their kind.
Oh, howdy, Miss Jean.
Yes, sir, Uncle Jeb.
Oh, can Elmer have some coffee?
Oil, that is.
Now, how do you do?
I'll help you on the truck, Granny.
Mr. Drysdale, please.
Yes.
Well, if you listen, I'll tell you.
I want to see you alone.
Uh, Chief, I wonder if I might have the rest of the day off.
Well, how refreshing to find that you are not totally devoid of moral fiber.