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Well, how do you want me to look at them?
Glance around the room?
Oh, you know what?
One glass of wine for two people, and house red?
I'll tell you what.
Son a bitch!
That's a classy move.
Goddamn it!
Charlie.
We'll send it back.
All right, well, we'll just ask the waiter for a book of matches.
You, help.
What for?
I'm not going to sit down until you say something nice to me
I've wanted to see that all night long.
Oh, for... Okay, okay, okay, man.
It's not getting to me.
Your hair looks small.
Ooh, Could be a
There's no shame in a woman, an adult woman, taking herself out
Or the anniversary of us moving in together, which is like an
I did it.
Maybe that's it. I'm just... Goddamn it!
Okay, all right.
Look, I'll just scoot back.
You remember that night at Dooley's pool party?
wobbliest chair in Philadelphia.
That's weird.
I mean, God, lighten up, guy.
I mean, that was so touching.
Listen. I prepared a few words for the evening.
No. Do not stand and bow.
You're supposed to be the nicest restaurant in Philadelphia.
ah shit, really?
If anybody's gonna say a quick hello, it's them to me.
Hey.