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Um...
Now, you're gonna have to trust me
I'm running on fumes.
Okay, hon. Yeah, he loves you too.
Well, I just kind of quit trying so hard and...
Hook me up. Show me the magic.
- Yeah. Oh yeah. - Hold it right there!
- Yeah? - Betty!
- Allfather of the gods? - Shh!
You're so sweet and thoughtful.
I think there's a problem.
Alvey's great.
Tonya! Oh, it's really you.
Come on, son. Let's go home.
C-can you say "dad"?
Rainbow VOMITER
Silence! You have left me no choice.
What is it?
Wha-- babe!
Listen,
No!
So, I guess you're
Hardy-har. Let me see your work lD, please.
Pick up the phone!
Um, and if he gets cranky, you just put him in his car seat
uh, July 27th.
- Wow. - What?
and Alvey saved me.
Who's a fish? Who's a fish?
And even if you banish him, he's still gonna be your son.
Uh, uh, well, Tonya said if I ever needed--
That is Thor, God of Thunder,
Hey, Otis.
Tim?!
Transformers.
I've warned you! You've left me no other choice.
Look at the pretty colors.
really, really wanna have a baby.
Um, see I've been in the turtle suit for a while now,
Alvey! No!
And I want to repay you
Whoa! What the...?
See there's this really cute pooch Venus.
just like his brothers and sisters.
of course!
- Pregnant. - Yes!
Loki!
I'm sorry, okay?
Well you'd better watch out
I think we should let the kid decide.
I'm your dad.
Ow. Sir, that is museum property.
- Oh my God. - Oh God, I'm so sorry.
You can't fight me if you're locked in a trunk.
Well, isn't it great
Hey, boys and girls. I'm Torpedo Tortoise!
Son.
It's Alvey. It's Alvey. It was Alvey. See?