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the superconducting magnet was stolen sometime last week.
you build me a new warp drive
to the goddamn hollises again !
and so i have to give it back.
in the official pinewood derby kit
when you tell them you only used the approved kit,
they're gonna ruin everything !
well, it's just a block of wood and some wheels.
we didn't say anything about nukes.
what you as a planet decided it was worth.
we will give you a call !
oh, that-- you were talking about that alien ?
Oh no not Jakstys Oh no
but it doesn't change the fact that you cheated.
and endorsement deals
well, we're a little puzzled
all the space cash for yourselves.
only fitting our boys should be going head-to-head
whenever a civilization discovers warp speed,
yeah, thanks, stan, i know that !
Well that sucked.
yeah, they really needed... new water parks.
all right, that's 2.8 centimeters.
that's-- that's right ! oh, my god !
stan is not gonna lose
well, we have to tell him we used something outside the kit.
do you hereby swear that you used parts
you know, suicide.
for the father and son appear to be pouring in.
hap !
all he needs is the official pinewood derby kit.
and make it go extra fast.