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here, come take a look !
* and meet some friends of mine *
was contacted by... an alien life force.
mathematical semi-tonal is fine.
i went and got something to put inside our car
or your whole planet is gonna get it, see ?!
and it's now headed to our planet.
you see, stan ?
will you listen to me for five seconds ?!
i mean, how stupid is your species ?
it's best we come clean now.
stan, how do you think the hollises beat us every year ?
UMMM THE SURVEILANCE CAMERAS CAUGHT THE FILM STUDENTS DOING A HEIST (silly students... game students would never make such a mistake and would not be caught)!
no, japan !
* headed on up to south park *
with all the world leaders.
no-- space cash, no.
dad-- dad, you know we can't make the car go as fast
your son seems to have some pretty inspirational words.
gwaaaaarkkk !
caught here in these photos, the troubled rebel princess
we'd like to talk to you about your pinewood derby car.
do it now !
as before with only the approved pinewood derby kit.
and have our car inspected to qualify.
you got nothing on us !
just something about that planet didn't feel right.
nasa has confirmed that an alien ship
and space cash is only worth
suck on that, hollis !
we know !
but they ain't gonna catch me, you got that ?
( sighing )
get those hands up ! let me see those hands !
but first we do the space-cash test,
hey, guys, finland's dead.