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You know, there's no easy way to do this.

ANGELA: Michael, you cannot just keep avoiding us like this.

I'd like to lodge a complaint.

My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes.

the sales staff brings in to the office...

Come on, tick, let's get him, tock.

These are the people who will open their hearts to you.

and answering your question honestly,

Right. All I can see

Okay, Michael, I thought we agreed

we will not be able to give out

I'm sorry to hear about that. Who is this about?

Okay, all right. Well, we all know

What does EOA mean

People are starting to notice how terrible Rodger’s is

My kid needs shoes! You want to tell him he doesn't get shoes!?

where would catholicism be without the popes

No. Not without a please.

Usually a 10, but I'm feeling like a zero.

Okay. Maybe we should talk specifics.

Again, that gives us no information.

People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is.

I don't think we registered anywhere we just want cash

If we're such smart adults, then why don't we get raises?

That will not go over well.

It's not like we're not going to see the checks, we're in Accounting.

Is he as good a salesman as I?

When I am irritated and I look at you, I don't see you anymore.

It's awkward asking people for money. But we could really use it.

PHYLLIS: Michael, will you help us?

(SOFTLY) Instead of $5,000 a year from now?

it's hard to be a boss, right?

Could I have everyone's attention, please?

And I'm wondering if perhaps those are a bit...

This had better be terrible

that any organization thrives when it has two leaders.

All right, I am looking forward to this.