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Pro, you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.
At first, we were talking about
(KNOCKS ON DOOR) MICHAEL: Mmm-hmm.
Oh, I do? Tell me what they are.
Because you just give me $50 to cover the broker fee,
They determine our worth by putting beans on our faces.
Someone please explain it to Mohtaram
Sure. But could I first talk to you in my office?
I am exclusively big picture. Epic.
is how big and gross the pores on your nose are.
angry
Wait, I'm sorry. Michael, are you texting me?
Congressspinal Republicans and the White House
Someone please explain it to Kevin.
Look, you have a lot of strengths.
Jim, to be fair,
I thought maybe we could talk after this is over.
some people will get raises and some people won't.
My plan, a man... panama
Stanley, you don't need to answer that.
You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.
You go to sleep, it's light out, you wake up, it's dark.
he can say in front of these types of people.
another pro and con list? I'm going to kill myself.
I dont think we registered anywhere
"and every avenue off of that avenue.
You know what would help, is a TRAINUAL For our employees
We work just as hard as the salespeople, we deserve raises.
"And then I can go down every avenue,
You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct...
PHYLLIS: This isn't a game, you know, it's our livelihood.
No. How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?
I hate the fact that we have to do this together.
That there’s a toothbrush down there.
(SIGHS) Sign it.
I mean, a performance-based raise
to his friends and the people he sleeps with.