Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This isn’t a game you know, this is our LIVELIHOOD!

Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents.

Thank you, Jim, for thinking that we're smart people.

we don't have meetings unless they're absolutely essential.

I say we add 1.5% to their paychecks

DAVID: Hey, guys. I'm calling because unfortunately

This had better be terrible.

What Does It MEAn?!

(CHUCKLES) There's no way that Stanley gets more beans than me, that is ridiculous.

Excuse me? Hey, David,

minutia is Aaron's now brock is exclusively big picture. EPIC!

You know what would help, is a TRAINUAL For our employees

Phyllis: My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes.

All right, let me get this cleared. Does everybody want a raise?

"If I could just think this through,

Things were not this bad when Just Geordie was service overseer

I deserved that promotion. Not Jim.

JIM: Okay. I thought I saw people missing.

Except Pam. I think.

Yeah. No, no. The $100. I'll just take the $100.

Pro, you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.

what I want is more important than what you want.

The time is getting very close. It's now or never.

Con, no one gets as much as they did last year.

Wedding registry?

It's because Jim wants to give the raises

I used to have to do this part alone. And it was the worst.

I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?

Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar.

Yeah. Who said that?

Are you making a...

Okay, you didn't let me say goodbye.

just trying to treat you like adults.

How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?