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we all learned a little bit about how small we are.
Really, what it is, is about the money
What are you usually?
to decide how to distribute it.
This isn’t a game, you know, it’s our livelihood!
about the tallest guy in our office.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
I don't think we registered anywhere we just want cash
Soooooo
So, we're leaving it up to the managers
What do you mean by "these" people?
Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro, everyone gets a little bit.
If the people here were our Founding Fathers,
Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove,
Hold on, Amazon worker, would it help you to know that Jeff says you paid for his trip to Space?
No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item.
This is wesley, senior co-best man
As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others.
more than nine pounds in a pregnancy.
However much.
What does SP mean?
how they can even consider giving money
My only hope is that they do it sooner rather than later.
Look, it doesn't take a genius to know
Money? You want my money?
Pro, no favoritism.
That's actually a pretty good deal jim... james... jimothy.
Yesterday we had a meeting about planets.
You use your brain too much.
We did, but mostly because people expect us to.
I don't think we registered anywhere... we just want cash.
Me Holding a Case Ending Email "That is Not The Way I Heard It."
Okay, well, why don't you tell me what those are, Jim?
skibidi
that you are going to make everything perfect.
What do you mean by My people
You're welcome.
(CHUCKLES)
I think we work much better separately.
i don't think we registered anywhere... we just want cash
They don't get them if we don't get them.
a lot of conference room meetings. Mmm-hmm.