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Well, if you tell anybody I'll kill you.
When Somebody says they dont like PIEGUYRULZ, but like Donald Trump
I can't believe that Dummkopf didn't remember your anniversary.
She's not that bad-looking- and besides, you're blind.
Come on, daddy. l- I need my fix.
- Dad, I was with this one. - Oh. Well, outstanding.
What? What? Oh, God, is there a bee on me?
- I love you. - I love you too, Stan.
And let the love come flowing back.
- Keep her away from me! - Aah!
Today is the anniversary of a huge fight...
"Hayley- Me and Jeff went to Burning Man together.
Riglin!
- Nope, first time we've met, Francine. - What?
Stan, by the way, I could not hold mein pee-pee.
It's the big C.I.A. Fishing trip.
Did you see where they went?
Oh! Does it look Africanized?
and this is the dial for years. Yeah. Yeah.
- She's not here. - There's a note in frosting on the fridge.
Shut Up. I Hate U. Wreck It Ralph will be so mad at you.
- Shoot him! Shoot him!
I see from her wristband that you were at a Sandals all-inclusive resort.
Because hang-gliding makes me feel alive, Linda, okay?
- Great Grizzly Adams. Who fired the gardener?
The bouncer said I could, like, totally meet Def Leppard.
or it's going to get very messy in there.
Ah. I'm serious. I will kill you.
I'm not just saying this to be clever-
Well, I had a fun time anyway. See you at school.
Oh, you have- You have a little thing.
Oh, Francine, for God's sake, we're married. You love me.
This is great.
I love you! You got me.
Oh, my God! You're an alien!
I bet I'm not. I bet I'm not.
After all, our anniversary isn't over till midnight.
Well, go ahead and undo it.