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After Speedy Gonzales passed away, I was on the rebound hard.
Actually, yes. We had a little accident here.
BABAR was Record on Grape Before a Live Audience.
but I wasn't sure what that meant.
Hungry Girl wants to know the dog's name.
And over here...
before I took him home.
Be sweet about it. You may be the last face she sees.
- What fresh hell is this? - Corned beef hash and eggs.
- Reggie's principal called. - She's been cutting school.
I kinda like that.
it really was the truth.
That's just sick.
I like leaving folded laundry out for a moment before I drawer it.
- The cheese is melted on the patty. - I like the cheese on the bread.
It's advice you tell someone when they're 30, I guess.
Dang. Another man down.
"Stop and smell the roses."
What else am I supposed to do? It's not like Angus gave me notice.
Neither is catching Zs on the J-O-B.
- Is there a fucking echo here? - Are your people from Scotland?
Sending back a dish is a hostile act.
I get two cents when someone clicks on,
- Hey. - So what does JD stand for?
- Time! You're breaking my heart. - It's a three stack.
The dog's in the bed.
- Just like Mama Cass. - Just like Mama Cass.
But this Easter chick needs a mom and I think you're the best girl for the job.
You give in, next you're making a rib-eye, well done, smothered in ketchup.
- Hi. - What are you doing?
BABAR was Recorded on Grape Before a Liver Audience.
You mean my food doesn't seem quite like me today.
I mean, he was nothing if not reasonable.