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They don't care about that sort of stuff.
Begins with a K.
# The way you looked at me
A classic, an absolute classic.
Yes?
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
# It was fun for a while
for the world and the millions of people,
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
a little bit of hot water.
She's over-tired.
It's OK.
Burning both ends of the candle.
You barely ask me about my job.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
Aw!
just because he's not Jewish.
No, I know.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
Oh, that's the burritos.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
Street...
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
Yeah.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Leftover from a party.
OK.
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
Oh, mate. What?
of getting a proper job!
He's my first boyfriend.
MUSIC PLAYS
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
No, you don't. Shut up.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
PHONE RINGS
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
to make a man obsessed with you.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
# There's nothing
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
Since last week.
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
All right, see you.
What's happened? Where are you?
How are you doing?
I'm so sorry...
with the mohawk.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
You've got the right idea.