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I can't be losing my mind over men.
Since last week.
with the mohawk.
PHONE RINGS
Yeah, unfortunately.
She's over-tired.
Yes?
a little bit of hot water.
# There's nothing
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
Yeah.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
to make a man obsessed with you.
# The way you looked at me
of getting a proper job!
No, you don't. Shut up.
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
All right, see you.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
# It was fun for a while
Burning both ends of the candle.
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
No, I know.
Oh, that's the burritos.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
Leftover from a party.
A classic, an absolute classic.
OK.
Aw!
You barely ask me about my job.
just because he's not Jewish.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
How are you doing?
I'm so sorry...
Oh, mate. What?
You've got the right idea.
It's OK.
MUSIC PLAYS
Begins with a K.
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
He's my first boyfriend.
Street...
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
What's happened? Where are you?
for the world and the millions of people,
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.