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just because he's not Jewish.
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
of getting a proper job!
with the mohawk.
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
Burning both ends of the candle.
Yes?
# There's nothing
# It was fun for a while
How are you doing?
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
Since last week.
Street...
You barely ask me about my job.
to make a man obsessed with you.
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
Oh, mate. What?
for the world and the millions of people,
I'm so sorry...
She's over-tired.
Leftover from a party.
PHONE RINGS
A classic, an absolute classic.
Yeah.
Aw!
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
Oh, that's the burritos.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
# The way you looked at me
Yeah, unfortunately.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
All right, see you.
He's my first boyfriend.
OK.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
a little bit of hot water.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
No, you don't. Shut up.
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
What's happened? Where are you?
You've got the right idea.
It's OK.
No, I know.
Begins with a K.
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