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What's happened? Where are you?
How are you doing?
You barely ask me about my job.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
I'm so sorry...
Begins with a K.
Aw!
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
All right, see you.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
Street...
It's OK.
Yes?
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
# The way you looked at me
a little bit of hot water.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
A classic, an absolute classic.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
Burning both ends of the candle.
You've got the right idea.
OK.
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
Oh, mate. What?
No, you don't. Shut up.
with the mohawk.
MUSIC PLAYS
No, I know.
# There's nothing
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
She's over-tired.
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
just because he's not Jewish.
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
Oh, that's the burritos.
of getting a proper job!
Since last week.
# It was fun for a while
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
Yeah.
for the world and the millions of people,
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
He's my first boyfriend.
Leftover from a party.
PHONE RINGS
Yeah, unfortunately.
to make a man obsessed with you.