Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, you know what is a disgrace,
- Oh, well... - Oh.
you would be going through myself.
- You're doing too much! - Sorry!
Mary!
Mr. David, you have come to the right person
- I'm starved. - I don't wanna impose, though.
- Yes, yes, I got the first. - Oh, good, good for you. They're delicious.
Horrible.
Man: You can't open it!
put your feet in your back pockets,
as opposed to the pair that I have now,
- Mitch McConnell! - Yeah!
Take your clothes off, Kenny.
- It's the same thing! - It's not at all the same.
Claudia: We need to get a butter knife.
Shut the fuck up! I'm on the phone!
- I've got a ticket here... - What's up, Larry?
He played first base for the 1919 White Sox,
You know the consul?
- Yeah, I-- - Hey, Larry!
- It was an accident! - I never should've brought him over here!
( door closes )
It's just it's hard to hold it.
Member of six clubs in high school--
Do you need any help? I got it, I got it.
So you oversee the whole cookie operation?
- To what do I owe the honor? - My nephew, Kenny.
Okay, well, be sure to visit our website.
Ugh, oh, my God!
Well, they're not baked, they're bought in a store.
All right, I'm full of shit.
- Okay. Yeah. - Now, wait a minute!
That motherfucker lived a life.
How's that? I'll call Mary.
Yeah, well, it's not a big deal.
- Look at you. Look at you! - Oh, really?
- ( both moaning ) - I'm coming, Larry!
- Eh. - How do you know the consul?
What I believe you should be thinking about
for what I did and said and...
Let me ask you this question--
- Yeah, that's my pitching arm. - Oh, my God.
( car horn honking )
She said that perhaps there might be a way,
so you could walk around with other people in the house
Oh, my God!
You fatwa fucking bastard! ( moans )
What kind of a question is that?
- Let me take a crack at that. - I can help you with that.
All right, Mr. Consul,
This goddamn towel's hard as fuck, man.
- Very sweet. - What are you doing here, Larry?
It means you're--
- ( chuckles ) - I like your dress.
I'll be there in a second. Shut up!
- I'd love a sandwich. - Kenny: Me, too.
Would you do something like that?