Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is-- this is really, truly remarkable.

I'll see you later.

Leon: Let me see that, let me see that.

by any stretch of the imagination.

You call this lunch? Take your banana and shove it up your ass!

What are these motherfucking shades, man?

You go to your house. No one's coming.

- No one can. - Yeah.

- Oh, my gosh. - This is incredible.

- Okay. - You should know that she doesn't give blow jobs.

the team that threw the World Series.

Donald Trump! ( panting )

We-- we were just about to eat, so I'll see you, uh...

Kellyanne Conway!

Hey, Mar, um, let-- let me ask you something.

- So, you gonna go ahead with this? - Yeah, yeah.

of that Pinkerton motherfucker?

I talked to the FBI guy. He's not gonna lie.

I'll drop dead right on this fucking carpet.

Velvet, it doesn't even dry you, velvet.

You know what's going on with Ted and Cheryl?

Please let me know how I can help you.

They don't walk around with their smocks on

- ( sighs ) - Mm, I mean, look at dentists.

You think you're safe in a hotel?

- ( clears throat ) - You like bologna and shit?

I was too busy looking in the mirror 'cause I'm so vain.

Try and keep it kosher, could you?

We're Earthlings, we breathe, we eat,

Unbelievable. And now Ted--

I'm a police officer, I protect your rights.

- Ugh! - You think so?

May I just demonstrate what I'm talking about?

Wait a fucking minute. I'm not gonna be on no goddamn White Sox.

Tongs? Yes, yes, I saw the tongs there.

or do something together soon.

is because I left my pajama bottoms--

- I don't? - No! People like a mystery.