Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That bad, huh? - I'm looking for an angle.

I mean, it's too bad about that Meriwether Award...

- Don't pick that up. Don't you pick that... - Clark Kent.

But that you should live to experience this, that is enough.

Emergency evacuation on my count. Activate self-destruct mode now.

We still have no idea where the artwork came from...

Now, it is my great pleasure to announce that the candidates...

What do you think?

Tell me about our Jack.

did this tan suit had a sometimey bitch with a big ass head? Yeah, a sometimey bitch with a big ass head that look like James Brown, Richard Pryor, Ice Cube, Master P and Bernie Mac mixed together

That committee vote on the Meriwether Awards...

Definitely a family resemblance.

As long as both our families have lived in the area for the last three generations.

Will you? Just this one time?

And that's usually okay, but this time it's not.

Just some personal items, trophies, keepsakes...

A real rabbit, huh?

and not my native Kryptonian.

"Definitely of alien origin."

to bend him to my will, to break him.

When I touched it, a man appeared. He talked to me.

that will guide the ship through the maze of hyperspace...

Clark, it happened.

Then go. If that's what you need to do.

- Shall we? - After you.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Don't edit my tantrums, Clark! I won't be responsible.

Something like, "This is the second time I'll appear."

I never did like that guy.

No, I owed you. I just hope this gets us even.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to declare that bet null and void.

Considering what is to come, this is my greatest consolation...

Don't worry, we'll get your stuff back. Maybe the police can't help...

"On a long road, take small steps."

"So dense it cannot be scanned for content or composition.

and yet, my private collection is incomplete.

So, you do this for us, what do we have to do for you?

You and I are related?

You grew up on a farm in Kansas. I grew up in Metropolis.

- I don't. - You insist on tainting the evidence.

as I will, he and all the people who share his secret...

I would've taken it and hidden it, and not told a soul, just like you did.

For one thing...